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Romantic Ideas for you and your loverYou are an excellent lover but even the best lovers need some fresh romantic ideas once in a while.  RomanticIdeas.com provides extensive lists of ideas that you can use to enhance your relationship.  We hope you can use the site to great effect. 
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 Romantic Games
*         Play "Taste the Rainbow".  Blindfold your partner and feed them fruity candies.  See if they can guess each flavor.  Next, put the candy in your mouth and then give them a kiss.  See if they can guess that.  *        Go buy at least two light romantic games and play them at least twice this week. *        Tell her how you feel in a game of Hangman.*        Play Twister together and get all tangled up. If you're in the mood for fun, this game is a classic. Clear some space on the floor, put on some up beat music and see where the night takes you.*        Have a board game night. Buy a bunch of chips, dip and other finger foods to snack on and get ready for a competitive night of games! For a fun romantic twist... whoever wins the most games gets one free wish!*        Play the Basketball game of "H-O-R-S-E". Everytime your love gains a letter, they also owe you a kiss of your choice! *         Have fun and unwind - visit a local arcade or take in a game of pool.*        Play the alphabet game! One person starts with the letter "A" and has to kiss a body part on the other person beginning with that letter. The other person starts with "B" and so on and so on. If you can't think of a body part for a letter make up one! By the time you get to "Z" (if you do) you*        One person starts with the letter "A" and has to kiss a body part on the other person beginning with that letter. The other person starts with "B" and so on and so on. If the person can't think of what to kiss with a letter than they must do what the other person tells them to.*        Get a pack of 3x5 index cards and write different things on them (i.e. slave for a day, back/foot massage, bubble bath) and fold them once. Put all the index cards in a shoebox and give your love the box, whatever they pull out you have to do.*        Tell your lover you are their love Genie and you will grant him/her three wishes. Things get quite interesting...*        A great way to add some action to a lazy day is to challenge your love to a game of thumb wrestle.*       You need to find a quiet, private place to play pool..and then you make bets on the game..(if you win I have to kiss you...massage you..etc).*        When a guy/girl is trying to kiss you, turn away and give them a little giggle. Do it a couple times just to get them annoyed then plant one on 'em. After a while it just turns into a cute little game.*         Make a pair of dice, one for you and one for your significant other. Put different things on each face like, kiss, hug, massage. Then start rolling.

Romantic Phone Calls Our lives are busy.  Often the phone calls between you and your partner are rushed, businesslike and unfriendly.  Why not take the time to place a few fun, loving and romantic phone calls.  Don't be surprised if the first call doesn't go well, that is a sign that your phone calls in the past haven't been fun and friendly enough.  After a couple of loving calls, your partner's harsh exterior will melt away.  *        Call from your business trip just to say "Hi!  This place sure would be better if you were here"*        Go home and call her to talk about nothing.*        Call her voice mail and give romantic instructions that must be completed*        Make excuses to call them every five minutes.*        Even if you are really busy, take time out to call them just to say "I love you."*        Call their work and ask in advance for a leave of absence.*        When you know that your love is working overtime... call them to say "I love you" and hang up... that'll make them a happy person in the morning.*        Call your mate at work an play your song.*        Place a heart-shaped sticker on your wristwatch to remind you to call (only if itâs not digital)*        Call their machine at home and say something like "Just thinking of you" or "I Love You".*        Call him on the phone one day and see if he is home. Then act like you are really busy and you will call him back, but to stay there because you REALLY need to talk to him. Then, as soon as you hang up the phone, race over to his house and surprise him with a bouquet of flowers.*        If you live in a dorm with a roommate, make plans for your roommate not to be there for one whole night so you don't have to worry. Call your love over and do anything you want.*        When you say you'll call, CALL!*        Call in the middle of the night just to say "I love you".*        Call them up at work to remind them you love them.*        If you have two phone lines or an intercom in your house. Call your love up and say: "I just called to say 'I love you!'"*        When you are going to be late getting home or meeting her, call to tell her. It is very inconsiderate if you don't.*        Call her at work just to tell her you are thinking of her.*        When you are near where they are, but you have errands to do and canât stop to say hi, call them and say "You know what youâre really pretty/handsome today".*        Call her (when you know she's home) up but hang up after three rings (I Love You) and she can do the same to you. A connection is established and it doesn't cost a thing. Whoever does it second (if you want to reply) let it ring 4 times before hanging up.. (I Love You Back)
Romantic Surprise Ideas
RomanticIdeas.com cares about your relationship.  We are happy to offer these tips on how to prepare a romantic surprise for your lover.  We hope you like these ideas. 
*         Surprise them with breakfast in bed. *         Surprise her with dinner and dancing. (On dinner and a movie date night)*         Keep your relationship full of surprises.*         Surprise your lover with a deep shoulder massage while they are at the computer, doing tedious work.*         Surprise her by handing her the remote.*         Give him little surprises where he least expects it.*         Surprise them often with different comments. (Like telling them that you don't THINK you love them, but you KNOW you do...)*        If their favorite sports team is in town, surprise them with two tickets.*         On your first anniversary, surprise them with a limousine ride for the night. The two of you can cuddle in the back just like you did on your prom night and enjoy a night on the town.*         Fulfill one of their teenage fantasies: borrow or rent a convertible and surprise them with a moonlit ride.*         Surprise your partner by unexpectedly doing something for them that they dislike doing. Devamını oku...